Had is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, astonishing fish.

Had created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Had, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Had, he will turn you into a snail.

Had's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Had's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Erect three tin sculptures of Had on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Run away if six voles approach from the north.
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