Quafdidyart is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, boastful otter.

Quafdidyart created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafdidyart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quafdidyart, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quafdidyart's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Quafdidyart's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quafdidyart.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always wear blue.