Som is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest warg.

Som created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Som, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Som, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Som's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Som's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight squirrels approach from the north.

2. Never paint your feet indigo.

3. Hide from pink badgers for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.