Kamfubmit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, contented cow.

Kamfubmit created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamfubmit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kamfubmit, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kamfubmit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kamfubmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.