Vognullveen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, clever porpoise.

Vognullveen created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vognullveen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vognullveen, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Vognullveen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Vognullveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never paint your arms orange.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.