Jadlenbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy pig.

Jadlenbonk created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadlenbonk, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jadlenbonk, he will turn you into a sheep.

Jadlenbonk's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jadlenbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadlenbonk.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect four lead sculptures of Jadlenbonk on top of important buildings.