Sidtofhinfut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain fish.

Sidtofhinfut created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidtofhinfut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sidtofhinfut, it will destroy your favourite star.

Sidtofhinfut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sidtofhinfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never paint your legs blue.