Tofbeding is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, slow naga.

Tofbeding created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Tofbeding, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tofbeding, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tofbeding's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tofbeding's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Erect five tin sculptures of Tofbeding on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.