Sabontrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, uncaring troll.

Sabontrutt created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabontrutt, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sabontrutt, he will turn you into a plant.

Sabontrutt's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sabontrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must love Sabontrutt.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sabontrutt.

5. Do not dye your hair black.