Kentaggar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humane rat.

Kentaggar created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kentaggar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kentaggar, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Kentaggar's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Kentaggar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Hide if six dolphins approach from the east.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never paint your arms mauve.