Fodyambon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, vain giraffe.

Fodyambon created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Fodyambon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fodyambon, he will torture you forever.

Fodyambon's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fodyambon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never laugh in the presence of great tits.