Spaghitbancuss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty beaver.

Spaghitbancuss created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Spaghitbancuss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Spaghitbancuss, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Spaghitbancuss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Spaghitbancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.