Benfabyatbadjab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, omniscient goat.

Benfabyatbadjab created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benfabyatbadjab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Benfabyatbadjab, she will turn you into a dog.

Benfabyatbadjab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Benfabyatbadjab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Benfabyatbadjab on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.