Jignullstan Jiphen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient whale.

Jignullstan Jiphen created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jignullstan Jiphen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jignullstan Jiphen, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jignullstan Jiphen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Jignullstan Jiphen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jignullstan Jiphen's priests.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never laugh in the presence of grasshopers.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.