Straggebtip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless raven.

Straggebtip created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Straggebtip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Straggebtip, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Straggebtip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Straggebtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never sing in holy places.