Mifgenyam Yoklinyog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, stupid faun.

Mifgenyam Yoklinyog created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifgenyam Yoklinyog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mifgenyam Yoklinyog, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mifgenyam Yoklinyog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mifgenyam Yoklinyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never wear trousers.