Dudbomgid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented jaguar.

Dudbomgid created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudbomgid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudbomgid, she will send you a sign.

Dudbomgid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dudbomgid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help sheep.