Armnullwit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, passionate lizard.

Armnullwit created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armnullwit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Armnullwit, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Armnullwit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Armnullwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Armnullwit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Never eat green fruit.