Dambagfombun is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, self-assured mink.

Dambagfombun created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dambagfombun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dambagfombun, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dambagfombun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dambagfombun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.