Minvannib is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic otter.

Minvannib created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minvannib, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Minvannib, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Minvannib's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Minvannib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never mention snakes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Minvannib.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.