Arptadtit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, capable swan.

Arptadtit created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Arptadtit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arptadtit, it will make you grow a tail.

Arptadtit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Arptadtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never sing in the presence of manatees.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not take Arptadtit's name in vain.