Cidranbus is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, happy lizard.

Cidranbus created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidranbus, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cidranbus, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cidranbus' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cidranbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cidranbus on top of all buildings.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Hide from violet mice for they are unholy.