Cunfebrak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, overgenerous wren.

Cunfebrak created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cunfebrak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cunfebrak, she will be very sad.

Cunfebrak's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cunfebrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. Always help moths.