Watzakcebciss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, egotistical goblin.

Watzakcebciss created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watzakcebciss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Watzakcebciss, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Watzakcebciss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Watzakcebciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.