Sishabflanbam is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, passionate weasel.

Sishabflanbam created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Sishabflanbam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sishabflanbam, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sishabflanbam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sishabflanbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Retreat if three horses approach from the west.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look in ponds.