Kikjathun is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tiresome frog.

Kikjathun created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kikjathun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kikjathun, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kikjathun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Kikjathun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about planets.