Cimvogzak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident dragonfly.

Cimvogzak created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimvogzak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cimvogzak, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cimvogzak's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cimvogzak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.