Batbopbemvan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying dingo.

Batbopbemvan created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Batbopbemvan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Batbopbemvan, she will not care.

Batbopbemvan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Batbopbemvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not kill whales.