Pinstanpopkentomfidnil is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, prudent gnu.

Pinstanpopkentomfidnil created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinstanpopkentomfidnil, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinstanpopkentomfidnil, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pinstanpopkentomfidnil's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pinstanpopkentomfidnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pinstanpopkentomfidnil.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.