Kapbellim is a god.

She takes the form of a small, flying turtle.

Kapbellim created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapbellim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kapbellim, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kapbellim's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Kapbellim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about stars.