Yarbassing is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic goose.

Yarbassing created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarbassing, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yarbassing, it will refuse to believe in you.

Yarbassing's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yarbassing's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Run away if eight rats approach from the east.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.