Armlibbum is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, duplicitous crow.

Armlibbum created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armlibbum, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Armlibbum, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Armlibbum's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Armlibbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never feed carrots to cats while wearing white shirts.