Gadbastxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, amazing dragonfly.

Gadbastxuck created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gadbastxuck, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gadbastxuck, he will not care.

Gadbastxuck's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gadbastxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six sharks approach from the south.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.