Jonortdodsadloplitrul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous jackal.

Jonortdodsadloplitrul created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Jonortdodsadloplitrul, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jonortdodsadloplitrul, it will turn you into a slug.

Jonortdodsadloplitrul's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Jonortdodsadloplitrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must love Jonortdodsadloplitrul.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not chop down trees.