Getgepbem is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, thoughtless toad.

Getgepbem created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getgepbem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Getgepbem, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Getgepbem's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Getgepbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Retreat if nine sharks approach from the north.

4. Run away if five snakes approach from the east.

5. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Getgepbem on top of important buildings.