Gadtettiloop is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate lobster.

Gadtettiloop created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadtettiloop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gadtettiloop, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gadtettiloop's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gadtettiloop's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gadtettiloop.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Worship no other gods but Gadtettiloop.

5. Never talk about fire.