Cemlarnhon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, flying cow.

Cemlarnhon created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemlarnhon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cemlarnhon, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cemlarnhon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cemlarnhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cemlarnhon's priests.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Always pray immersed in water.