Cimflan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered wasp.

Cimflan created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimflan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cimflan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cimflan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cimflan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine ducks approach from the west.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Hide from white voles for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.