Hunhudwik is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish shrew.

Hunhudwik created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunhudwik, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hunhudwik, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hunhudwik's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hunhudwik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five moths approach from the north.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Always look after injured swans.