Benbotcab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, able beaver.

Benbotcab created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Benbotcab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Benbotcab, it will turn you into a tree.

Benbotcab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Benbotcab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.