Bimgutgeb Cutgumcun Fobbassgadnilrull is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome faun.

Bimgutgeb Cutgumcun Fobbassgadnilrull created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimgutgeb Cutgumcun Fobbassgadnilrull, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimgutgeb Cutgumcun Fobbassgadnilrull, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bimgutgeb Cutgumcun Fobbassgadnilrull's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bimgutgeb Cutgumcun Fobbassgadnilrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not eat carrots.