Tafbelldoss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud raven.

Tafbelldoss created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Tafbelldoss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tafbelldoss, it will be very unhappy.

Tafbelldoss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tafbelldoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.