Rowsigfab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, egotistical hedgehog.

Rowsigfab created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowsigfab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rowsigfab, it will turn you into a slug.

Rowsigfab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rowsigfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. You must love Rowsigfab.