Rillarfloparm is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy armadillo.

Rillarfloparm created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillarfloparm, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rillarfloparm, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rillarfloparm's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rillarfloparm's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo cats for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide if five sheep approach from the west.

5. Fast once a month.