Kemmisnegfobdumdonbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful fish.

Kemmisnegfobdumdonbonk created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemmisnegfobdumdonbonk, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kemmisnegfobdumdonbonk, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kemmisnegfobdumdonbonk's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Kemmisnegfobdumdonbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near frogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not take Kemmisnegfobdumdonbonk's name in vain.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not covet oxen.