Soggodgigfat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful shrew.

Soggodgigfat created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Soggodgigfat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Soggodgigfat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Soggodgigfat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Soggodgigfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Soggodgigfat loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

5. Do not drink alcohol.