Tiplipvidnell is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient gerbil.

Tiplipvidnell created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiplipvidnell, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tiplipvidnell, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tiplipvidnell's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tiplipvidnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.