Cusshakkan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient bird.

Cusshakkan created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Cusshakkan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cusshakkan, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cusshakkan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cusshakkan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cusshakkan.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never sing in the presence of otters.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.