Rapkiksan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent troll.

Rapkiksan created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapkiksan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapkiksan, it will jump up and down on your head.

Rapkiksan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rapkiksan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rapkiksan.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. You must love Rapkiksan.

5. Never paint your back violet.