Hugcedranmab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, irritating spider.

Hugcedranmab created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Hugcedranmab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hugcedranmab, it will turn you into a duck.

Hugcedranmab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hugcedranmab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugcedranmab.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Always help great tits in need.